A Conversation

Upon entering the bathroom and finding the entire roll of toilet paper unrolled onto the floor,

Mom: Jackie, did you do this?

Jackie: No

Mom: Did Zelda do this?

Jackie: No Mom, I did it.

Jackie gets LOOK from Mom.

Jackie: You are not proud of me.

Mom: No Jackie, I am not proud of you right now.

Jackie: You are mad at me.

Mom starts laughing.